Ever been caught up wondering where to start in the dangerous dating game? How wrong can you ever be? How wrong can it ever go?
It's never 100% perfect. The right pick - venue for a date or the company. This is the risk we take venturing in this abyss. Lucky for you, some of us have been there and as said experience the best teacher 😅😅
One fine evening, I'm entering a certain club in town. Well groomed wearing dark khaki pants, white top and a grey blazer. The bouncer freezes me and asks for my ID. Looks can be deceiving guess I'm even older than the guy 😒
I walk in, take a good look around looking for the best unoccupied spot. I identify one and walk over majestically. Once settled, the waitress approaches and I make my order.
Few minutes have gone now and my full attention is on a Chelsea vs Everton match being played on the screens. I'm distracted by a melodic voice of a lady leaning over me. "Hi. I'm Lydia. Care if I join your table?"
I adjust my position to look at the source of this voice. Wow 😍 a breathtaking view. She could be a model. She's interested in me. "I don't mind your company. I'm Ed." As I stand and pull her a seat.
The evening is quiet and the mood is now all set for a romantic scene. Hardly ever getting my eyes off her as we intrinsically get conversations flowing with a few flirts here and there. She's funny - cracking jokes and I find myself laughing uncontrollably.
Four rounds of beer and I'm already feeling tipsy. She's still on her second Black Ice and in no hurry to get another. I'm now an open book - blubbering my entire life accounts to this stranger who barely gave me an account of her's other than who she was
The night is all squared. Just an hour remains to midnight. I start thinking of how I'll get home.
"I really like you miss. You're beautiful and easy to have a conversation with. I look at you and hope this night doesn't end so I keep enjoying your company. I know I'm a bit drank but I mean every word." She takes hold of my hand, looks me in the eye and tells me, "I like u too Eddie❤. Let's get another round, then uber to your place. I'll be right there with you when you wake up and after, you can tell me when u wanna see me again."
Words sweet like cherry to my soul. Time flew really fast and I'm standing outside the cab leaning over the driver's window as I MPesa him. We get into the house. All this time I'm wondering when I'll lay my hands on this piece of meat 😋
Walk into the kitchen, pick two glasses, some lemons and oranges, a soda and a full Jack Daniels' bottle that had been lying there for almost two months. I head back to the lounge. I watch her as she takes off her trench coat and gets seated on the couch, her phone on her while her legs fold beneath her bottom. Her blue dress lifted almost midway on the thighs. I cannot get my eyes off her. The night couldn't be any sweeter.
I sit next to her. Turn the tv on, put some soothing music and prepared two glasses of concoction. I handed her one and we toast to unending happiness. I sipped my glass, lay it back on the table and swing my body right across hers and held her on the waist. I leaned closer with an intent to kiss her. She brushed me off and said, "Don't worry. You have me till the dawn. Ain't going nowhere." So we chilled, one conversation after the other as I drank down my label
I was high and having worked all week, my body was fatigued and sleep was creeping in.
I don't know when or how I got knocked out. All I remember was waking up around nine o'clock to an empty house. Everything cleaned out

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